God's universe is not like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.
The Devil
- Played by
- Adam Sandler
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The Devil is a character from Brimstone with 10 quotes on QuoteGeek.
If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.
The Devil
I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel.
The Devil
Junk mail, mostly. One of my lesser triumphs.
The Devil
Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.
The Devil
Nobody beats the Devil. Are you listening? Did you hear what I said, Mr. Stone? Nobody beats the Devil.
The Devil
So, Ezekiel, how did it feel? A pariah, shunned and hated by your fellow men.
The Devil
These microbes never cease to amaze me. An orgy of pain and suffering in such a little tiny package. You really have to give that old bitch Mother Nature a lot of credit.
The Devil
Vanilla? Where's the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road.
The Devil
Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a million times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears.
The Devil