Toby — Characters

A small silver-colored pistol beside a yellow cap and one upright brass cartridge on a mint-green background. — Original artwork

Did you ever get so mad you could shoot somebody?

Toby

A small lamp shines on a single daisy in a white cup, flanked by larger pink flowers in vases against green. — Original artwork

How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she’s cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

Toby

Three small unmarked stylized pistols in a compact static arrangement — Original artwork

I could legally shoot you.

Toby

Painterly round silver medal and ribbon resting on folded dark blue cloth. — Original artwork

Oh, you're a man among men, Sully.

Toby

A slate-blue stapler beside a seated wooden artist mannequin on a teal folder against a pale blue background. — Original artwork

Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.

Toby