Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time. Peter: Firefly from hell!
Peter
24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big.
Peter
Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head, remember that?
Peter
Hey Rufio, if i'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me! You two-toned, zebra headed, slime coated,pimple farming, parimicium brain, munching on your own mucus suffering from Peter Pan envy.
Peter
I believe I am what is commonly termed bisexual, which is by the by because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. But if I did, I promise you, you'd be right up there on my wish list, together with Michelle Pfeiffer and... River Phoenix.
Peter
I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
Peter
I don't believe in fairies. Oops, a fairy died. I don't believe in fairies. Oops, another fairy died.
Peter
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Peter
I'm a member of Greenpeace and I just helped poison a dog.
Peter
I remember you being a lot bigger.
Peter
It took a coma to wake me up.
Peter
Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?
Peter
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
Peter
Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.
Peter
Okay...so..she's a dog.
Peter
This chick is *toast*.
Peter
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Peter
What do you think, Egon?
Peter
You remind me of someone.. it must be you!
Peter