Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time. Peter: Firefly from hell!
Peter
Hey Rufio, if i'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me! You two-toned, zebra headed, slime coated,pimple farming, parimicium brain, munching on your own mucus suffering from Peter Pan envy.
Peter
I believe I am what is commonly termed bisexual, which is by the by because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. But if I did, I promise you, you'd be right up there on my wish list, together with Michelle Pfeiffer and... River Phoenix.
Peter
I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
Peter
I don't believe in fairies. Oops, a fairy died. I don't believe in fairies. Oops, another fairy died.
Peter
I'm a member of Greenpeace and I just helped poison a dog.
Peter
I remember you being a lot bigger.
Peter
It took a coma to wake me up.
Peter
Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.
Peter
You remind me of someone.. it must be you!
Peter