Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Tommy
Fat guy in a little coat...
Tommy
I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.
Tommy
Luke, Luke. I am your Faaaaaa-ther.
Tommy
Richard, what were you doing?
Tommy
Useless motherfucker -- that's what she called me! "It's either ME or Iggy Pop, time to decide!".
Tommy