Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Tommy
Fat guy in a little coat...
Tommy
I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.
Tommy
Luke, Luke. I am your Faaaaaa-ther.
Tommy
Richard, what were you doing?
Tommy
That’s great, but it doesn’t explain why you were in my toilet manscaping.
Tommy
That's great, but it doesn't explain why you were in my toilet manscaping. Karate
Tommy
Useless motherfucker -- that's what she called me! "It's either ME or Iggy Pop, time to decide!".
Tommy