
Bygones.
Richard

Bygones.
Richard
Friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.
Richard

Helping people is never more rewarding especially if it's in your own self-interest.
Richard

Hey! Prehistoric Forest!
Richard

I couldn’t help but overhear, probably because I was eavesdropping.
Richard

If you don’t kiss a girl on the first date, you’re a gentleman. If you don’t kiss her on the second date, you’re gay!
Richard

I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself.
Richard

I plan to have character one day, great character, but if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in.
Richard

It’s not my style to care about others, but, what’s going on?
Richard

It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters.
Richard

John... a second of your time. We started this firm with the same dream, did we not?
Richard

Love is an equation: a me and a you derives a we.
Richard

Love- you can't bank on it... it's an unsafe bridge. The only thing you can bring to the bank? Money.
Richard

Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever.
Richard

Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just pretend to be normal.
Richard
On sex and sexual harrassment, women don’t see straight. Women as a rule hate other pretty women. Women as a rule also sympathize with other women victims because they are women. Women want other women to be destroyed, but as women they don’t want to be the destroyer themselves.
Richard

Parenting is nothing if not selfless.
Richard

Problem is just a bleak word for a challenge.
Richard

Secrets are no good when you can’t repeat them. Fishism.
Richard

Sweet sweetness.
Richard
Thank you, Elaine. Imagine my comfort having you as emotional counsel. Would that I dye my roots so I could truly benefit from your tutalege.
Richard
There’s no embarassing way to earn money.
Richard
Unisex studies show it helps men and women employees breed familiarity, so long as they don't come in to just breed.
Richard

Verbal spankings leave me wanting for more.
Richard

We miss you with every opportunity, Elaine. Kidding. Bygones. Go away.
Richard

What’s inside doesn’t count, it’s how they look. Fishism.
Richard

You look fabulous.
Richard