Richard — Characters

Two different empty teacups leaning toward each other on a pale green surface. — Original artwork

Bygones.

Richard

Friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.

Richard

Painterly coin suspended between two cupped hands above scattered autumn leaves. — Original artwork

Helping people is never more rewarding especially if it's in your own self-interest.

Richard

Mossy stone steps leading into a forest lit by shafts of sunlight. — Original artwork

Hey! Prehistoric Forest!

Richard

A tin can telephone with a loose string end and a feather on top. — Original artwork

I couldn’t help but overhear, probably because I was eavesdropping.

Richard

A pale blue teacup and a rose pink teacup sharing one round saucer, with their handles touching. — Original artwork

If you don’t kiss a girl on the first date, you’re a gentleman. If you don’t kiss her on the second date, you’re gay!

Richard

A single amber glass ring overlapping a small neat grid of empty rings on cream paper. — Original artwork

I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself.

Richard

A green piggy bank stands beneath a floating gold halo with scattered coins beside it. — Original artwork

I plan to have character one day, great character, but if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in.

Richard

Painterly small weathered robot holding a watering can beside a wilted potted plant on grey. — Original artwork

It’s not my style to care about others, but, what’s going on?

Richard

Tipped unmarked trophy with several smooth burgundy and silver discs — Original artwork

It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters.

Richard

Two brass keys on one ring lie across folded blue paper. — Original artwork

John... a second of your time. We started this firm with the same dream, did we not?

Richard

Two small glass jars linked by gold wire and holding pale yellow liquid at matching heights, with petals below. — Original artwork

Love is an equation: a me and a you derives a we.

Richard

Painterly closed leather wallet secured by a metal chain and padlock — Original artwork

Love- you can't bank on it... it's an unsafe bridge. The only thing you can bring to the bank? Money.

Richard

Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever.

Richard

A rearview mirror reflects warm golden light above two small dashboard ornaments against a dark blue background. — Original artwork

Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just pretend to be normal.

Richard

On sex and sexual harrassment, women don’t see straight. Women as a rule hate other pretty women. Women as a rule also sympathize with other women victims because they are women. Women want other women to be destroyed, but as women they don’t want to be the destroyer themselves.

Richard