Characters quotes

Vickie

Don't Bogart that can, man...

Vickie

Mauve and sage ribbons loop around one another on pale fabric. — Original artwork

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?

Vickie

An ornate gold mirror displays a pale jester's cap above draped ivory fabric and small gold objects. — Original artwork

Evian is naive spelled backward.

Vickie

Two mismatched teacups rest on a broken saucer over pink-and-olive checked cloth. — Original artwork

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie

Two golden pastries face each other on a teal plate beside a fork and a folded white napkin. — Original artwork

Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I’m starving!

Vickie