Vickie — Characters

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

Don't Bogart that can, man...

Vickie

Mauve and sage ribbons loop around one another on pale fabric. — Original artwork

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?

Vickie

An ornate gold mirror displays a pale jester's cap above draped ivory fabric and small gold objects. — Original artwork

Evian is naive spelled backward.

Vickie

Two mismatched teacups rest on a broken saucer over pink-and-olive checked cloth. — Original artwork

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie

Two golden pastries face each other on a teal plate beside a fork and a folded white napkin. — Original artwork

Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I’m starving!

Vickie

A small round table with four chairs and a single gold plate set at one place on a cranberry background. — Original artwork

Ta da. We're going to eat gas.

Vickie

A worn cushion rests on a brown plaid armchair in warm window light. — Original artwork

It's cool, Troy, you can stay. Welcome to the maxi-pad.

Vickie

Navy graduation cap with gold tassel resting on plain sealed envelopes bearing blank wax discs — Original artwork

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy who’s been after my ass for years.

Vickie