
Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't.
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Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't.
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I demand to have some booze.
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Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.
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There must and there shall be aspirin. If I don't have aspirin I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside.
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We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!
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