More from Xander
- Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?
- For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.
- Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
- I am the bug man, kew, kew, katchoo.
- I cannot stress enough how much I don’t have plans.
- I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist, and delicious.
Last reviewed 2026-07-08