Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?
Bianca
Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
Bianca
Where did you come from? Planet loser?
Bianca
You know, there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack.
Bianca
Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?
Boy
I burn, I pine, I perish.
Cameron
We're screwed!
Cameron
I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
Chastity
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair;
Mr. Morgan, any way we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Joey
I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
Kat
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Kat
I want you to stop trying to control my life just because you can’t control yours!
Kat
Remove head from sphinctor and drive!
Kat
Remove head from sphinctor than drive!
Kat
You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
Kat
I have a question before we start. Do you think that's safe considering you don't have a liver?
Michael
Put her in your spank bank and move on.
Michael
Some people perceive you as somewhat......
Miss Perky
Now. I know Shakespeare’s a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that.
Mr. Morgan
No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh God, I’m giving them ideas.
Mr. Statford
You're 18, you dont know what you want.
Mr. Stradford
And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated.
Mr. Stratford
Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Mr. Stratford
Hey, I've got news for you. I'm down with it, I got the 411, and you're not gettin' jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.
Mr. Stratford
This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
Mr. Stratford
Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Patrick
Excuse me, have you seen the “Feminine mystique”? I lost my copy.
Patrick
It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
Patrick
You're not afraid of me, are you?
Patrick
My insurance does not cover PMS!
Walter Stratford