I'm calling!
Arlene
- Director
- Ron Underwood
- Cast
- Bruno Kirby, Daniel Stern, Patricia Wettig, Helen Slater, Jack Palance, Billy Crystal
- Year
- 1991
- Runtime
- 105 min
- Genres
- buddy film, comedy drama, comedy film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
You're crazy!
Arlene
I make you feel trapped.
Barbara
You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm not saying it's alright if you don't want to come with us. I'm saying I don't want you to come. Go away with Ed. Take Phil. I'm giving you these two weeks. It's my present. Go and find your smile.
Barbara
Hi, you guys guests here?
Ben
We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account.
Bonnie
You came out here city slickers, you're gonna go home cowboys.
Clay Stone
Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.
Cookie
I just turned around and rode away.
Curly
You know what the secret of life is?
Curly
Let's say all your life, for breakfast, you're eating from a Kellogg's variety pack.
Ed
No. A cowboy doesn't leave his herd.
Ed
Ya-hoo!
Ed
You know what I think? Out there are all the answers.
Ed
Hi Curly. Kill anyone today?
Mitch
Sorry. I didn't mean anything by that.
Mitch
This guy is not normal. I’m telling you. Did you see his eyes? He’s got crazy eyes. He’s a lunatic. I’m telling you, we are goin into the wilderness being lead by a lunatic. He’s behind me, isn’t he?
Mitch
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, yo
Mitch
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Mitch
I'm late.
Nancy
If anything happens to him....I'm going after Barbara.
Phil
Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. I have no life, we're all agreed on that, right?
Phil
You know, when I was alive I would have found her attractive.
Phil
You're right I suppose, I mean, I guess it is childish. But when I was about 18 and my dad and I couldn't communicate about anything at all, we could still talk about baseball. Now that - that was real.
Phil