Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot. Hey, hey you get back here!
Dante Hicks
But you hate people.
Dante Hicks
You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie...
Dante Hicks
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Dante Hicks
(to Caitlin) Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot. (To Man who turns and follows Caitlin) Hey, hey you get back here!
Dante Hicks
(to Veronica) Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot. (To man who turns and follows Veronica) Hey, hey you get back here!
Dante Hicks
Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
Dante Hicks
Noise, noise, noise, smokin’ weed, smokin’ weed, doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers. Pack o’ wraps, my good man, it’s time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed.
Jay
People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Randal
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Randal
Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Randal
You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.
Silent Bob
I’m offering you my body and you’re offering me semantics.
Veronica