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Ummm, Ms. Stoger. My plastic surgeon says I shouldn't do any activity where balls fly at my nose.
— Amber ‧ Clueless

Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
Amber cites a plastic surgeon's advice to avoid activities with flying balls. The formal appeal to medical advice makes the objection sound serious, while the blunt wording makes it comic. The excerpt leaves open whether this is a genuine concern or a convenient excuse.
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