Ummm, Ms. Stoger. My plastic surgeon says I shouldn't do any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Amber
- Director
- Amy Heckerling
- Cast
- Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd, Donald Faison, Breckin Meyer
- Year
- 1995
- Runtime
- 97 min
- Genres
- romantic comedy film, teen film, coming-of-age film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Believe it or not, the evil trolls in the Math department were actually married. Oohhh, Snickers! And in the grand tradition of PE teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.
Cher
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
Cher
He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
Cher
Hey, granola breath! You've got something on your chin.
Cher
If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
Cher
I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness.
Cher
Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Cher
It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."
Cher
I want to do something for humanity.
Cher
Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican!
Cher
Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Cher
This is a second notice for outstanding parking tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.
Cher
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Cher
Would you call me selfish?
Cher
Do you like Billie Holiday?
Christian
Hello? There was a stop sign back there.
Dionne
Phat! Did you write that?
Dionne
It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Heather
Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Josh
We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Josh
You know, if I ever saw you do something that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Josh
You want to practice parking?
Josh
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Mel
Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Mel
Do you know what time it is?
Mel
What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Mel
What the hell is that?
Mel
You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Mel
Cher, two tardies.
Mr. Hall
Could all conversation please come to a halt? And could the the suicide attempts wait until next period?
Mr. Hall
Your friend Christian is a cakeboy!
Murray
Cher, you're a virgin?
Tai
What am I listening to you for anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Tai