Name: Clueless
Genre: romantic comedy film, teen film, coming-of-age film, LGBTQ-related film, comedy film
Duration: 97 min
Cast: Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd, Donald Faison

A yellow tennis ball and folded pastel headband rest on a small wooden bench in a softly lit room. — Original artwork

Ummm, Ms. Stoger. My plastic surgeon says I shouldn't do any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Amber

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Believe it or not, the evil trolls in the Math department were actually married. Oohhh, Snickers! And in the grand tradition of PE teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.

Cher

A sparkling magenta jacket hangs inside an open brass birdcage beside a teal feather boa against plum. — Original artwork

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Cher

A brass balance scale holding a draped magenta tie on one pan and a small pink button on the other, against a pink background. — Original artwork

He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

A red felt boxing glove stands beneath a blank speech-bubble-shaped paper flag. — Original artwork

Hey, granola breath! You've got something on your chin.

Cher

Painterly open leather notebook with a pressed flower beside a stethoscope. — Original artwork

If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.

Cher

A pale smiling mask appears to melt into teal wax beside a small gold pin on cream ground. — Original artwork

I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness.

Cher

A small white fluted column stands on a peach plinth in warm light. — Original artwork

Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

Painterly crumpled paper, bitten pink apple and pencil on a lilac surface. — Original artwork

It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

Cher

Painterly small brown and gold globe nestled inside an open ornate gold box. — Original artwork

I want to do something for humanity.

Cher

Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican!

Cher

Painterly open blank ledger beside a magnifying glass on a blue-grey surface. — Original artwork

Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher

A black toy car sits in a row of empty pastel-colored parking spaces viewed from above on gray ground. — Original artwork

This is a second notice for outstanding parking tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.

Cher

A small retro television with a pink screen, a toy lightning bolt on top, and a bowl of popcorn beside it. — Original artwork

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Cher

Small empty slate chair facing a standing oval mirror — Original artwork

Would you call me selfish?

Cher

An open music box with a ribbon of silver light rising from it on a plum cloth. — Original artwork

Do you like Billie Holiday?

Christian

A yellow toy car is tethered to a short metal post by red string on dark grey felt. — Original artwork

Hello? There was a stop sign back there.

Dionne

Plum fountain pen across blank cream paper hearts with a small ink stain, plus small plum flowers — Original artwork

Phat! Did you write that?

Dionne

An ornate hand mirror leans against a burgundy velvet cushion beside a pale quill feather. — Original artwork

It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."

Heather

A small orange car sits beside a cactus on a miniature strip of road against pale olive. — Original artwork

Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.

Josh

A small golden star on a stem planted in a metal thimble of soil against a midnight-blue background. — Original artwork

We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.

Josh

A turquoise balloon with a fingerprint-like pattern floats above a round mirror on a curled orange ribbon against yellow. — Original artwork

You know, if I ever saw you do something that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

Josh

You want to practice parking?

Josh

Painterly old revolver on a burgundy cushion beside a lit lantern. — Original artwork

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

An old telephone receiver hovers over a brass base as pieces of a red wax seal fall between them. — Original artwork

Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.

Mel

A pale clock face with brass ticks and bent hands, edged with frost on a blue-grey background. — Original artwork

Do you know what time it is?

Mel

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Mel

What the hell is that?

Mel

Painterly red pen, folded cream paper and an upright gold coin on teal. — Original artwork

You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?

Mel

A closed metal pocket watch rests on folded white linen against dark navy. — Original artwork

Cher, two tardies.

Mr. Hall

A brass handbell stands beside crumpled white paper and a piece of chalk on dark olive ground. — Original artwork

Could all conversation please come to a halt? And could the the suicide attempts wait until next period?

Mr. Hall

Fractured indigo tabletop mirror showing several stylized anonymous faces with broken glass at its base — Original artwork

Your friend Christian is a cakeboy!

Murray

Cher, you're a virgin?

Tai

A blonde girl in a yellow plaid suit sits stunned on her bed among shopping bags as her dark-haired friend stands over her, arms folded. — Original artwork

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.

Tai