A turquoise balloon with a fingerprint-like pattern floats above a round mirror on a curled orange ribbon against yellow.

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Josh

You know, if I ever saw you do something that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

— Clueless ‧ 1995

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The speaker teases that the listener is so self-serving that any act not at least ninety percent selfish would be a genuine surprise. The exaggerated figure and the promise of dying from shock turn a criticism of selfishness into a playful jab.

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