Characters quotes

Josh

Two wooden theatrical masks, one frowning and one smiling, rest together on burgundy velvet. — Original artwork

Halloween isn't about thrills, chills, and funny costumes; it's about getting laid.

Josh

A small orange car sits beside a cactus on a miniature strip of road against pale olive. — Original artwork

Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.

Josh

A small golden star on a stem planted in a metal thimble of soil against a midnight-blue background. — Original artwork

We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.

Josh

A turquoise balloon with a fingerprint-like pattern floats above a round mirror on a curled orange ribbon against yellow. — Original artwork

You know, if I ever saw you do something that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

Josh

A black toy car sits in a row of empty pastel-colored parking spaces viewed from above on gray ground. — Original artwork

You want to practice parking?

Josh