Believe it or not, the evil trolls in the Math department were actually married. Oohhh, Snickers! And in the grand tradition of PE teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.
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Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
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He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
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He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
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Hey, granola breath! You've got something on your chin.
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If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
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I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness.
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Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
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It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."
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I want to do something for humanity.
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Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican!
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Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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This is a second notice for outstanding parking tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.
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Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
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Would you call me selfish?
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