It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Businessman
Movies quotes
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
Jeff Spicoli
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Jeff Spicoli
Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.
Jeff Spicoli
People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli
That was my skull! I’m so wasted!
Jeff Spicoli
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!
Jeff Spicoli
Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.
Linda
I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day…
Mike Damone
I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day... Damone (with Ratner) to Stacy at the gate to her pool.
Mike Damone
Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I’m tellin’ ya, Rat, if this girl can’t smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
Mike Damone
What are you, people? On dope?
Mr. Hand
I'm driving, you're navigating. Where is this party?
Spicoli