
It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Businessman
It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!

It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Businessman

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
Jeff Spicoli

Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Jeff Spicoli

Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.
Jeff Spicoli

People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli

That was my skull! I’m so wasted!
Jeff Spicoli

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!
Jeff Spicoli

Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.
Linda

I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day…
Mike Damone

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I’m tellin’ ya, Rat, if this girl can’t smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
Mike Damone

What are you, people? On dope?
Mr. Hand

I'm driving, you're navigating. Where is this party?
Jeff Spicoli