History of the World: Part I

The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!

Comicus

Sire, the peasants are revolting.

Count de Monet

Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

Empress Nympho

And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic.

Narrator