Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow embarrassment?

More from Jerry Maguire

• It's not "show friends." It's show business.
• I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
• On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy, and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
• Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."
• Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure.
• Do you know that the human head weights eight pounds?