Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure.
Jerry
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow embarrassment?
Jerry
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it.
Jerry
She had man hands!
Jerry
What percentage of the population do you think is good looking?
Jerry
You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.
Jerry