Will you be my... Katie Couric?

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• I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
• Hakuna Matata, bitches!
• My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.
• Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation.
• Ricky Bobby appears to be unhurt, but that Wonder Bread car is toast.
• If you ain't first, you're last!