The Brady Bunch Movie

Excuse me, officers, but I hate to ask a law enforcement official to bend the rules, especially for Penal Code 117, Section 33b, but our house is at stake.

Bobby

Hey, I heard what you said, Doug, and I'm not gonna let you talk to Marcia like that.

Charlie

Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

Marcia

Forget it, Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.

Marcia

As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."

Mike Brady

I couldn’t have put it better myself, Jan. But I’ll try anyway.

Mike