I couldn’t have put it better myself, Jan. But I’ll try anyway.

More from The Brady Bunch Movie

• Excuse me, officers, but I hate to ask a law enforcement official to bend the rules, especially for Penal Code 117, Section 33b, but our house is at stake.
• Marsha Marsha Marsha!!
• Forget it, Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.
• As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."
• Put on your Sunday best, kids, we're going to Sears!
• I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.