Name: Zoolander
Genre: comedy film
Duration: 89 min
Cast: Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller

A male model in a sleek suit, seen from behind, gazes at his reflection in a puddle on a neon-lit, rainy Manhattan street. — Original artwork

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Derek Zoolander

Pop-art collage of a dejected male model in a shiny silver suit slumped at the end of a warehouse runway, a dark-haired woman consoling him. — Original artwork

I’m not an ambi-turner.

Derek Zoolander

An oval mirror reflecting a green apple on a hot-pink velvet cushion. — Original artwork

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Derek Zoolander

A blue ice pack with a white cap sits atop a small gold trophy against pale blue. — Original artwork

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Hansel

Sculptural green paper boxing gloves resting on oxblood velvet — Original artwork

Taste my pain, bitch!

Hansel

A flamboyant designer gestures at a dazzling runway of models and flashing cameras in a pop-art collage of New York. — Original artwork

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

Mugatu

A frayed plaid fabric patch is held by a large safety pin on a rust-streaked blue metal locker door. — Original artwork

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Mugatu

A small brown dog sits beside a bowl of spaghetti on a red and cream checked cloth. — Original artwork

Obey my dog!

Mugatu

An anonymous jointed wooden dancer extends its arms and lifts one knee, balanced on a brass central pivot above a shallow circular wooden stage inset with a brass ring on pale grey and lilac ground. — Original artwork

They're break-dance fighting.

Mugatu

A designer in a black suit and pink tie throws up his hands before three identical male models in a fashion studio. — Original artwork

Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Mugatu

A shaggy-haired model sits in a director's chair in a studio full of lights and clothes rails, studying a piece of tree bark. — Original artwork

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Hansel