Name: Zoolander
Genre: comedy film
Duration: 89 min
Cast: Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller

A male model in a sleek suit, seen from behind, gazes at his reflection in a puddle on a neon-lit, rainy Manhattan street. — Original artwork

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Derek Zoolander

Two wooden signposts have arrows pointing in opposite directions, with the purple arrow curling around its post. — Original artwork

I’m not an ambi-turner.

Derek Zoolander

An oval mirror reflecting a green apple on a hot-pink velvet cushion. — Original artwork

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Derek Zoolander

A blue ice pack with a white cap sits atop a small gold trophy against pale blue. — Original artwork

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Hansel

Sculptural green paper boxing gloves resting on oxblood velvet — Original artwork

Taste my pain, bitch!

Hansel

A flamboyant designer gestures at a dazzling runway of models and flashing cameras in a pop-art collage of New York. — Original artwork

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

Mugatu

A frayed plaid fabric patch is held by a large safety pin on a rust-streaked blue metal locker door. — Original artwork

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Mugatu

A small brown dog sits beside a bowl of spaghetti on a red and cream checked cloth. — Original artwork

Obey my dog!

Mugatu

An anonymous jointed wooden dancer extends its arms and lifts one knee, balanced on a brass central pivot above a shallow circular wooden stage inset with a brass ring on pale grey and lilac ground. — Original artwork

They're break-dance fighting.

Mugatu

A designer in a black suit and pink tie throws up his hands before three identical male models in a fashion studio. — Original artwork

Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Mugatu