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I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
— Zoolander · 2001
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
It sounds like a profound childhood confession until it lands on tree bark, and the film lets Hansel mean every word. The joke is the empty depth of celebrity interviews: a model reaching for a quirky origin story and finding nothing at all. Fans quote it when someone offers a deliberately odd, pointless interest, and Hansel himself became shorthand for being so hot right now.
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In context
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Zoolander (2001) is a fashion-world satire told partly through talking-head interviews. In one, Hansel, the rising male model who is about to push Derek Zoolander off the top of the business, is asked about himself. He talks about his approach to life, then says that unlike every other kid who dreamed of being an astronaut, he was always more interested in what bark was made of on a tree. He goes on to name Richard Gere and Sting as heroes, and admits he does not really listen to Sting's music.
Sources (2)
- Springfield! Springfield! transcript: Zoolanderwhole page, Hansel interviewReference checked
- Wikipedia: ZoolanderPlotReference checked
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