A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.
Alexander Woollcott
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
I've tried by tender and conscientious nursing to keep my grudge against you alive, but I find it has died on me.
Alexander Woollcott
I wish I could stand beside you at some window today and look out into the twilight and say nothing.
Alexander Woollcott
The play left a taste of lukewarm parsnip juice.
Alexander Woollcott
There is some cooperation between wild creatures. The stork and the wolf usually work the same neighborhood.
Alexander Woollcott
The scenery was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
Alexander Woollcott