More from Groucho Marx
- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
- He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06