Noel Coward

Good heavens, television is something you appear on, you don't watch.

Noel Coward

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Noel Coward

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.

Noel Coward

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Noel Coward

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

Noel Coward

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

Noel Coward