Painterly chrome side-view mirror mounted on a red fuel can against yellow.

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Steven Wright

I once got pulled over and the cop said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "Why? Because I had my foot to the floor. Sends more gas through the carbourator. Makes the engine go faster. The whole car just takes off like that."

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Our interpretation.

The police officer’s question invites a reason for speeding, but the answer describes how the car accelerates. Mechanical details take the place of a justification. The joke comes from treating why as a request for causation, leaving the likely point of the question unanswered.

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