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When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

— Steven Wright

A mint-green twin stroller holds a yellow plush duck in one seat while the other is empty.
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