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Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, “Be fruitful and multiply.” But not in those words.

— Woody Allen

A dented red toy car carries a small leafy wreath on its bonnet against aqua.
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An editorial interpretation.

The speaker describes responding to a damaged car with words that sound like a blessing, then admits the wording was different. The final qualification invites the listener to supply a vulgar alternative. The joke substitutes ceremonious language for an angry insult while keeping its sexual implication recognisable.

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