I'm a little rusty on procedures for when the payroll has been eaten by a goat. That Darn Kid
Col. Potter
- Creator
- Larry Gelbart
- Cast
- Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit, Larry Linville, Gary Burghoff
- Network
- CBS
- Genres
- medical drama, comedy television program, war film
- Country
- United States
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I suggest you remember what it says in the Good Book. "Love thy neighbour", or I'll punch your lights out! Captains Outrageous
Father Malcahy
He's both the child and pet I never had. The Gun
Hawkeye
All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can’t change rule number one.
Henry
Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times! If you can't, knock twice! (Two knocks are heard) Oh Lord, he's dead! Bombed
Klinger
Oh, some guys like the army, I think that it's a mess. If it's so damned terrific, How come I wear a dress? Movie Tonight
Klinger
Listen, buddy, we're a hospital! How would you like it if we fired patients at you? As You Were
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