Name: M*A*S*H
Genre: medical drama, comedy television program, war film, black comedy, comedy drama
Cast: Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit, Larry Linville

I'm a little rusty on procedures for when the payroll has been eaten by a goat. That Darn Kid

Col. Potter

I suggest you remember what it says in the Good Book. "Love thy neighbour", or I'll punch your lights out! Captains Outrageous

Father Malcahy

He's both the child and pet I never had. The Gun

Hawkeye

Painterly two toy soldiers on scorched ground, one standing and one fallen, beneath a smoky sky. — Original artwork

All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can’t change rule number one.

Henry

Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times! If you can't, knock twice! (Two knocks are heard) Oh Lord, he's dead! Bombed

Klinger

Oh, some guys like the army, I think that it's a mess. If it's so damned terrific, How come I wear a dress? Movie Tonight

Klinger

Listen, buddy, we're a hospital! How would you like it if we fired patients at you? As You Were

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