Name: M*A*S*H
Genre: medical drama, comedy television program, war film, black comedy, comedy drama
Cast: Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit, Larry Linville

A wooden goat stands beside a blank ledger and coins, next to a striped-faced wooden badger and coiled green snake. — Original artwork

I'm a little rusty on procedures for when the payroll has been eaten by a goat. That Darn Kid

Col. Potter

A red felt boxing glove stands beneath a blank speech-bubble-shaped paper flag. — Original artwork

I suggest you remember what it says in the Good Book. "Love thy neighbour", or I'll punch your lights out! Captains Outrageous

Father Malcahy

Painterly wooden crib beneath a hanging mobile of moons, stars and other small shapes. — Original artwork

He's both the child and pet I never had. The Gun

Hawkeye

Painterly two toy soldiers on scorched ground, one standing and one fallen, beneath a smoky sky. — Original artwork

All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can’t change rule number one.

Henry

A small blank paper door set ajar in a tiny brick wall, with an enamel mug beside it on a red-orange background. — Original artwork

Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times! If you can't, knock twice! (Two knocks are heard) Oh Lord, he's dead! Bombed

Klinger

A grey fabric-covered dress form on a metal stand is draped with a lilac scarf against purple. — Original artwork

Oh, some guys like the army, I think that it's a mess. If it's so damned terrific, How come I wear a dress? Movie Tonight

Klinger

Listen, buddy, we're a hospital! How would you like it if we fired patients at you? As You Were

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