A small blank paper door set ajar in a tiny brick wall, with an enamel mug beside it on a red-orange background.

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Klinger

Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times! If you can't, knock twice! (Two knocks are heard) Oh Lord, he's dead! Bombed

— M*A*S*H · 1972

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What it means

Our interpretation.

Klinger devises a contradictory knocking test: someone unable to hear the instruction would still have to follow it. His conclusion that the colonel is dead does not follow reliably from the comic exchange. The final line retains the episode note.

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