I humbly add my own prophecy of what the dawn of the new millennium shall bring forth: one thousand years of the same old crap.

More from Millennium

• God doesn't move us by telling us the facts. He moves us by pains and contradictions. He's given me a lack of understanding: not answers, but questions. An invitation to marvel.
• If it was 500 years ago, you'd have been burned as a witch.
• What do you see?
• He's a damn saint.
• Someone pulled a John Wayne Bobbit, post mortem.
• All I ask is that I go before my daughter.