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Try not to start a war before I get home – you know what it does to the traffic.
— Sherlock ‧ 2010
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
The speaker asks someone to avoid starting a war before their return, then supplies an oddly trivial reason: conflict would snarl the traffic. The deadpan humour comes from treating a catastrophe as a commuting inconvenience. It also has a teasing, familiar ring, as if war were a plausible thing the listener might do.
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