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Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
— Ally

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An editorial interpretation.
The speaker compares law and love: both sound glamorous when described, but living them day to day is uncomfortable and irritating. It's a blunt joke that deflates romance and professional prestige together, pointing out that the ideal and the daily grind rarely feel alike.
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