More from Ally McBeal
- Every time I get depressed, I raise my hemline. If things don't change, I'm bound to be arrested.
- I have a way with Freudian slips.
- I like being a mess. It's who I am.
- I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume -- you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
- It doesn't matter that I'm not in a relationship with anybody. Sometimes I feel like I'm being unfaithful to love itself.
- It's alright to believe in things you know aren't real!
Last reviewed 2026-07-06