Every time I get depressed, I raise my hemline. If things don't change, I'm bound to be arrested.
Ally
Ally is a character from Ally McBeal with 23 quotes on QuoteGeek.
I have a way with Freudian slips.
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I like being a mess. It's who I am.
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I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume -- you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
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I'm trying to desensitize myself to murder so I can be a better lawyer.
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It doesn't matter that I'm not in a relationship with anybody. Sometimes I feel like I'm being unfaithful to love itself.
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It's alright to believe in things you know aren't real!
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I've been dumped before, Renee. This isn't pain I'm feeling, it's nostalgia.
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Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
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Remember, when you’re with me, it’s the only time you’re not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.
Ally
So how has it come to this? We're smart women, we're fairly attractive...
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Sometimes I’m tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn’t get to wear my outfits.
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Sometimes there's no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.
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That's the thing about me. I make all my clients forget about all their troubles by giving them bigger ones.
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There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!
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Today is gonna be a, uh, a less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that everything is going to be... less bad.
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We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.
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We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.
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When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.
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When I eat jell-o I feel better. Don't ask me to reduce it to a science!
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Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying; sometimes there’s only one fish. Trust me.
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You might think there's an explanation, but you'd be wrong.
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You only die once!
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