
According to the map, we've only gone four inches.
Harry

According to the map, we've only gone four inches.
Harry

Go ahead, make my day.
Harry
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.
Harry

No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Harry

Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one.
Harry

Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn't have great sex with...Sheldon.
Harry
She wrote me a john-dear letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know...I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry

To my big brother George, the richest man in town.
Harry

You can't win the raffle if you don't at least buy a ticket.
Harry
You know what really champs my ass?
Harry