LLoyd Christmas — Characters

A walking cane leans against a mint-green toy car with a brown seat. — Original artwork

You know, the elderly, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can serve a purpose. Don't you go dying on me now.

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Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Man, that John Denver is full of shit!

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Amber foam overflows from a tree-patterned mug on a wooden tray beside a small paper fish and greenery. — Original artwork

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

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Steam rises from a bowl of dark soup resting on crumpled cloth. — Original artwork

What's the soup du jour?

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