Billy — Characters

Bitch!

Billy

Did you fiddle with my wife's wattle?

Billy

A capped glass milk bottle standing on a small wooden crate against a mint-green background. — Original artwork

Hey sideburns, you want some of this milk? Janitor. I’d rather have a beer.

Billy

A potted fern with a pale paper bow sits on a small wooden desk beside a pink rose. — Original artwork

I will not make out with you! Mr. Chlorophyll up there is talking about God knows what and you want to make out with me!? Well I'm here to learn sister. (turning to teacher) Continue.

Billy

A folded paper penguin wearing a plum bow tie with a tweed patch at one wing, standing on a turquoise square. — Original artwork

Okay Mr. Penguin. I'm gonna take you to the zoo where you'll meet some nice people, they'll treat you real respectable like.

Billy

Painterly overturned orange lotion bottle spilling white cream on a turquoise-striped towel. — Original artwork

Suntan lotion good for me. It protects me, tee hee hee. Sun is bad, Lotion good. (Squeezes bottle) Phft, phft, phfffnnnnnnnt! Smiley.

Billy

A wooden chalkboard eraser rests beside three plain wooden blocks and white chalk dust on blue ground. — Original artwork

Billy (to young student having difficulty reading): ta ta Tah-day, Junior!

Billy

A small amber glass hourglass containing a pale curled swirl on a charcoal and amber background. — Original artwork

Wait a minute. What day is it?

Billy

Painterly floral teacup balanced on a folded paper crane against dusty pink. — Original artwork

Whatever the virtues of balance, it's just a pleasant form of insanity.

Billy

When Georgia and I make love, don't get me wrong, it's fantastic.

Billy