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Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
— Bender ‧ Futurama
Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker complains that this gathering falls short of a proper party, since nothing to drink is on offer and only one sex worker is present. Crudely, it treats debauchery as the standard and the modest turnout as a letdown, played for indignant comic effect.
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