Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender
- Creator
- Matt Groening, David X. Cohen
- Network
- Fox Broadcasting Company, Comedy Central
- Genres
- action television series, comedy television series, science fiction television series
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Bender
Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender
I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
Bender
Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Leela
Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Leela
Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.
Leela
Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
Professor Nerdstrom
This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!
Robot Devil
(talking to the Beastie Boys)