Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender
Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Bender
Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender
I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
Bender
Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Leela
Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Leela
Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.
Leela
Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
Professor Nerdstrom
This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!
Robot Devil
(talking to the Beastie Boys)