
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender
Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender

Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Bender

Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender

I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
Bender

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Leela

Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Leela

Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.
Leela

Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
Professor Nerdstrom

This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!
Robot Devil

(talking to the Beastie Boys)
Our interpretation.
The bracketed note records that someone is talking to the Beastie Boys. It contains no spoken dialogue, so no message or response is reconstructed.
Context reviewed

Good news, everyone!
Professor Farnsworth

Shut up and take my money!
Philip J. Fry

Kill all humans!
Bender

Death by snu-snu!
Femputer

Why not Zoidberg?
Disputed attribution: Dr. Zoidberg