Futurama

Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.

Bender

Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Bender

I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

Bender

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?

Leela

Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.

Leela

Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!

Professor Nerdstrom

This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!

Robot Devil