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Bite my shiny metal ass!

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Claire is a fat chick’s name.

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Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

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Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.

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Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

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How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

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I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

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I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.

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Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

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Show Dick some respect.

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