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Bite my shiny metal ass!

A tall grey robot with a cigar stands in a sunlit spaceship hangar beside a green delivery ship, crates and workshop clutter around. — Original artwork

Bite my shiny metal ass!

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A battered robot and a young man sit on crates in a starship hold, watching a purple nebula through a round window. — Original artwork

Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.

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A robot holds court at a crowded alien house party in a neon future city. — Original artwork

Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

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A dented robot sits on an examining table as a doctor in a white coat makes notes in a ship's sickbay. — Original artwork

I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

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A dented steel robot with a cigar raises a fist toward a neon-lit futuristic city skyline at night. — Original artwork

Kill all humans!

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