I burn, I pine, I perish.
Cameron
I’m fairly gay. I don’t know why I just said that. I’m totally gay. Just … gay.
Cameron
Mitchell’s mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint.
Cameron
We're screwed!
Cameron