
Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it.
Joey

Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it.
Joey

Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means.
Joey

Look, I kinda had a dream, but I don't want to talk about it.
Joey

Mr. Morgan, any way we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Joey

Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Joey

Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they're exctinct?
Joey

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Joey

How you doin'?
Joey

Joey doesn't share food!
Joey