All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Chandler
Handle's my middle name. Well, actually, it's the middle part of my first name.
Chandler
He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite--
Chandler
Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Chandler
Is this the episode of Three’s Company where there’s a misunderstanding?
Chandler
It’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it!
Chandler
Ok, lets focus something else. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, great smile, BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!
Chandler
Well, my apartment's not there anymore because I DRANK it.
Chandler