No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh God, I’m giving them ideas.
Mr. Stratford
Mr. Stratford
You're 18, you dont know what you want.
You're 18, you dont know what you want.
Mr. Stratford
And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated.
Mr. Stratford
Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Mr. Stratford
Hey, I've got news for you. I'm down with it, I got the 411, and you're not gettin' jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.
Mr. Stratford
This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
Mr. Stratford