Damn it Neil, the name is Newanda!
Charlie
Damn it Neil, the name is Newanda!
Charlie

Hey, I heard what you said, Doug, and I'm not gonna let you talk to Marcia like that.
Charlie
I’m gonna go take a celebration piss.
Charlie

I’m gonna let ya’ in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
Charlie

Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who is on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
Charlie

Well, what’s the point of being a teenager if you can’t dress weird?
Charlie
What was that we just went through?
Charlie

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.
Charlie

You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh look, you've got one.
Charlie

You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh wait, there's one.
Charlie