Dwight — Characters

A heavyset office worker gestures at his desk as a colleague in a tie stands by in an open-plan office. — Original artwork

Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm… sometimes teenagers use it for sex.

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A man in suspenders with a clipboard walks beside a woman in a pink dress through a cluttered office. — Original artwork

The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

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One man in a mustard shirt, brown tie and glasses jabs a finger at a coworker dressed exactly like him, who lounges at a desk with a bobblehead and a beet. — Original artwork

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

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